“What did that mean again?” – Clearly my favorite cuss word is “the F-word” so in the interest of sparing you so many of them, I shall use them all in acronyms except for the first time it is used. That and a number of other ones that I commonly use with friends. You know WTF you are. 

A1 – Apple #1 – Daughter #1

A2 – Apple #2 – Daughter #2

AA-  Alcoholics Anonymous

AF – as fuck OR alcohol free. It’s one or the other. You’ll know.

B’s 1-11 – My birdies, aka, close friends in recovery

BB – Big Book (of AA)

BBB – Belly Button Birthday (the day I was physically born as opposed to my recovery date, also referred to as the AA birthday or sobriety date.)

BBC – brother by choice

C’s 1-4 – My cousins on my dad’s side of the family

CBB – can’t be bothered

DGAF – don’t give a fuck

DGIT – don’t get it twisted

DOC – drug of choice

DR – Daily Reflections (of AA)

DUDS – damaged used discarded shoes aka “men” of my past

FH – future husband

FOMO – fear of missing out

FTS –  fuck that shit

GAF – give a fuck

GD – gosh darn (or…the other one)

HP – Higher Power

H – husband

MMR – marijuana maintenance recovery

NGL – not gonna lie

R’s 1-3 – roommates

PEA – pal ever after (aka bestie)

OROD – old ride or die (aka former bestie)

S’s 1, 2 & 3 – my first, second and now third sponsor

SD’s 1, 2 & 3 – three selfish dicks aka DUDS

SNS – sorry not sorry

STD – shit to do (thanks B1)

WTF – who/what/when/where/why the fuck

ZFG – zero fucks given